I think I'm a worthwhile investment. I shall use the money wisely, investing it in promotion of my life and the qualities I most desire to get from it. I wish to change the world and through your donations I can do this.
I'm not a charity, but an investment. When you see me in the future improving the quality of life you'll know you've also done your bit for mankind.
So please, invest your money wisely and invest it in me. For how to pay, please email me.
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